I think most of us on here enjoy this show so I’m gonna go ahead and give it its own thread. And start with this gem from this week…

Yet another ground-breaking story from the pages of the medical journal, “Duh.” I was reading the news the other day and this article I came across struck me as amazing: Two Women Sue `Girls Gone Wild’ Creator

This is about two girls who were invited onto the Girls Gone Wild (GGW) bus, given free drinks — which they didn’t complain about at the time — and did sexual things on tape and didn’t think that the tape would be seen by anyone else. All I am thinking is no matter how bad a person the creator of Girls Gone Wild may or may not be, these girls have no right to sue him because they are stupid. This is a frivolous lawsuit. If you don’t want to be on the Girls Gone Wild DVDs then don’t go on the bus and let someone tape you having lesbian sex. I’ve never done that, therefore I am not on the dvd.

Anyway, this post is for articles of things you find stupid, such as girls going onto a GGW bus and doing lesbian acts without thinking it would get out. And possibly discuss the issue(s) at hand.

And hopefully you all recognize the Norm MacDonald reference.

This is the week of the big game against the team up North, the old scarlet and gray vs. the maize and blue, the boys from Columbus vs. the homos from Ann Arbor, the Buckeyes vs. the Wolverines… Yep, the OSU vs. UM, the old SBC Michigan-Ohio State Classic (before the deal was cancelled)… The greatest rivalry ever.

Anyway, this seems like a great time to reflect on your fondest memories of past and present Buckeyes, as well as future Buckeyes (if you know something the rest of us don’t).

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In support of the Colbert Report and its great format, I felt the need to support Colbert’s campaign against bears. So here is a stockpile of all the articles related to the bad things bears do.

Since now there are bears in Germany and a bear just attacked an Ohio woman, now is the perfect time to spread the news on the bear problem.

Alright, for the first time since I was in sixth grade (1990)  the Cincinnati Bengals have finally made the playoffs. Well anyway i know most of you are as excited as I am, so here i am going to give you an opportunity to make a list of your favorite Bengals, current and all-time. 

 SO anyway post all your favorite bengals players, games, anecdotes, or anything else bengal.

This is kind of inspired by Bill’s exclamation thread, but i was thinking of funny threats. For example:

Deputy Enos was going out to lunch and he asked sherriff Rosco P Coltrane if he wanted him to pick up a corndog for him. Rosco replied, "I’ll corn your dog!"

Another threat he gave to Enos was "I’ll possum your gumbush!"

I’m pretty sure there are more from the Dukes, but I don’t remember them all. Also, if any kids in my math classes would write quotes down like Bill did to Mr Tweedle they would have lots of things to add to this thread. It would be awesome too. So anyway, I’m gonna lay this out here. If you like it take if not then ignore everything I’ve just said.

All this sitcom talk got me thinking. what would happen if Kitt and the General Lee raced each other. It is something we have all pondered at some time in our life and now we can mindlessly speculate who would win in a race.

Now since the Duke boys would be driving the general Lee and we all know they can outsmart technology, as they put Robot P. Coltrane in his place. So basically i am saying the general lee would kick the crap out of kitt.

Illinois
Texas Tech
North Carolina
Syracuse

with Illinois and syracuse in the final and Illinois winning it all!!!!