It All Begins With The Name
I’m a huge fan of silly names. So often that is the cornerstone of a good character. I don’t know, a good name really gets me off on the right foot… Perhaps it can be traced back to the eighth grade when Kyle & I spent all of our time making up fictional basketball players with humorous names & outrageous back stories. At some point I should get around to posting those here, if it doesn’t embarrass Kyle too much…
But anyway, I keep thinking of good character names from shows, movies & books, so I figured I’d better start a thread so I can jot down favourites as they come to me. Feel free to do the same, of course. They don’t necessarily have to be silly names; I appreciate names that are simply good as well, like one of my favorite character names of all time, Neal Page, from Planes, Trains & Automobiles.
This is just one of those lists that I keep meaning to start so I can keep chipping away at it. So while it may be slow-going, it’ll be good to start compiling…
For starters…
From Monty Python:
Raymond Luxury Yaught (pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove)
Ken Shabby
Cardinal Biggles (or any other variation of Biggles)
From Reno 911:
Fast Eddie McClintock
The Truckee River Killer (Craig Pullin)
Jim Dangle
From Venture Bros:
Doctor Girlfriend
From Arrested Development:
Tobias Funke
Maeby Funke
Lucille Austero
Goonies:
Chester Copperpot
Ace Ventura:
Ray Finkle
Pulp Fiction:
Mr. Wolf
Vincent Vega
Marsellus Wallace
Hustle and Flow:
Skinny Black
Raising Arizona:
Hi & Ed
Spies Like Us:
Emmett Fitz-Hume
Austin Millbarge
Dumb & Dumber:
Lloyd Christmas
Armageddon:
Jayotis ‘Bear’ Kurleenbear
Rockhound
What About Bob?
Bob Wiley
Cheers:
Cliff Claven
Nice thread!!! Fast eddie mclintock and emmitt fitz-hume are great
the dukes of hazzard:
turk and moody (a bad guy duo with no first names)
rocky marlowe
Chet Garvy
Virgil Cooper
Deputy Wilbur Fudge
Emery Potter
Clarence Stovall
Norman Scroggs
Chickasaw Thins ( a pool player)
Rod Moffett
Mr. Winkle
Artie Bender
Coogan
Ed Grimley:
Wendall malone
Get a Life:
Sandy Connors (martin Mull)
Sapphire and sparkles
The Three Amigos:
Dusty Bottoms
Lucky Day
Ned Nederlander
El Guapo
Jefe’
Rocky 2,3,5:
Apollo Creed
Clubber Lang
Thunderlips
Tommy Gunn
I seriously think Kevin’s just been waiting for a thread like this so he’d have a place to jot down all of these DoH names…
Jimmy Tickles
Percy Kittens
Vance Snackies
Chad Sexington
Churchy LeFemme
Phil Packer
Gus Chiggins
Mr. Bigglesworth
Slime Q. Slimedog
John-George Peppers
Wes Mantooth
Pops Freshenmeyer
Corky St. Clair
Sassy Jackson (real)
Kristie Boogert (real)
Karl Hungus
I’ve already entered most of them as rookies on my maddern football game.
Turk and Moody are all pro linebackers that you just don’t mess with.
That being said some of my favorite names generated by computer games:
Fred Oxford
Declan Kesper
Bashiri Long
Son of the beach:
Johnny Tree
Chad Jeremy
Peter Gonzinia
Adolf Manson
Rucy Roo
Jerry Agfay
Nick ‘Snuggles’ Pappasmearos
Saved by the bell:
Charlie ‘Crater Face’ Coburn
Marvin Nedick
Maxwell Nerdstrom
Jonny Dakota
Gem Diamond
Kinky Friedman – possibly the next Governor of Texas, he’s got my vote
Okay, so back to the ficticious characters Kyle & I used to make up when we were young’ins…
It pretty much begins & ends with Jamie Whitmore. Correct me if I’m wrong, someone who was there, but I believe Jamie was birthed in Jackson, Ohio when we were down there (in ‘89, maybe?) for the Apple Festival. We got to talking to some locals about lacrosse, of all things, & the lies just started spewing forth.
I won’t deny that I was most likely the primary culprit — at the same time I don’t wanna take unworthy credit, so since my memory isn’t what it once was, I’ll just give a shaky testimony. But after that we saw to it that pretty much everyone knew of Jamie Whitmore — I think I saw him as my alter ego; he even appeared on the school absence list on several occassions. H.S. guys, did he make it in the yearbook my senior year? I don’t remember.
But anyway, here are a handful of our other basketball players. I’ll spare you their backstories…
T.J. Jackson
Randy Chippawa
Ronnie Chekluvez
Johan Ellison
Chavez Chavez
The Albino Kid
Keep in mind, folks, there isn’t a whole lot to do in rural Ohio. & during study hall, non-readers had but two choices: Oregon Trail or whatever your imagination could come up with. We did plenty of both.
From Fletch:
Fred “The Dorf” Dorfman
Arnold T. Pants, Esq.
John Coctostin
Claude Henry Smoot
Kevin, you missed a great one from Son of the Beach:
Cody Massingill
If Lucy, Daughter of the Devil doesn’t get picked up, I’ll have to find a way to pass the pilot around, because it’s awesome. Adult Swim would be crazy not to grab it.
Anyway, there’s a character on there named DJ Jesus. That’s a great name…
A handful of others…
Linus Van Pelt (Peanuts)
Clark W. Grizwald (Vacation)
Luigi Vercotti (Monty Python)
Onyx Blackman (SWC)
Laurie Bohner (A Mighty Wind)
Screech Powers
Harlan Pepper (Best in Show)
Wes Mantooth (Anchorman)
After this thread dies down, I vow to construct, from the suggestions posted here, my concrete list of top ten favourite fictional names…
Umm . . . Did we not include Napoleon Dynamite in this list just because it’s too overdone and obvious? It just baffled me that it wasn’t one of the first listed.
Tyler Durden
John Constantine
Silent Bob
Banky Edwards
Donnie Darko
Marcy D’Arcy
From Fletch & Fletch Lives — aliases –
Ted Nugent
Arnold Babar
Dr. Rosenpenis
Dr. Rosenrosen
Dr. Rosen
John Cocktolstoy
Mr. Poon
Igor Stravinsky
Fletch F. Fletch
Gordon Liddy
Don Corlione
Alan Stanwyk
Harry S. Truman
Mattress Police
Geometry Fletch
Mary Poppins
Nostradamus
Baba au Rum
Jane Doe
Peggy Lee Zorba
Victor Hugo
Henry Himler (Hank Himler)
Billy Jean King
Eldridge Cleaver
Claud Henry Smoot
Peter Lemonjello
Ed Harley
Elmer Fudd Gantry
Bobby Lee Swartz
Caddy Shack is the movie king of great names:
Al Czervik
Judge Smails
Spaulding Smails
Carl Spackler
Dr. Beeper
Danny Noonan
Lou Loomis
Lacy Underall
Mr. Wang (No offense)
Bob Loblaw
Virginia Applebottom (maybe i made up the ‘virginia’ part – but it’s def applebottom)
Victor Kiriakus
Julia Gulia
This has the potential to be one of my most favoritest threads ever. When we’ve scraped together enough names, I’ll give the word & I hope some of you will join me in compiling an ordered top 10 list of names from this thread. Gonna be hard… Start framing out your list now in your head.
FYI — Arnold T. Pants, Esq. and Claude Henry Smoot are two of the greatest names of all time.
Johnny Badtouch
Pete Schweaty
Mr. Peepers
Some nice ones from the “Country Roses” SNL sketch. Perfect names for female country singers. I know Jeannie C. Riley is real, not sure about the other ones.
Lynn Anderson
Phoebe Lynn Shackelford
Earline Oliver
Jeannie C. Riley
Joyce Ann Smittle
Donna Fargo
Pam Smidley
Dana Jean Harley
from the colbert report: Rebecca Jewy Jewyton ( i guess that is how you would spell it)
O’ brother where art thou: Pappy O’Daniel
Big Dan Teague
Also i would like to take credit for the above post, scott logged in and i didn;t know it.
love
kevin
(Bill: fixed it)
From Kingpin:
Ernie McCracken
Skidmark
Skidmark’s Squirrel
Fatima
Another great Python name, Jethro Walrus-Titty (from the Silly Candidates sketch)
Bill Binkey
Thomas Thomas
Jim Nipple
Linda Titsworth
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: The names listed above are of real people, not fictional characters. Any resemblence to fictional characters are purely coincidental and were not meant to offend said fictional characters.
Yet another Monty Python name: Dr. Peaches Bartkowicz
Some guy named “Lemuel Claude” just emailed me.
I don’t watch it very often, but tonight on The Man Show they had a great segment where they had guests with really bad names. The best though was at the end when they showed a list of some other real people who refused to come for one reason or another. Needless to say, the names pretty much all had something to do with wieners. I can tell you from experience, we’re pretty much used to it. But some of these were great. A little too bad to share here, but I think I must mention that the last one was Dick Nibbler.
Cross-referencing the Adult Swim thread, I’m pretty sure this new Minoriteam show has a leprechaun villain called Shamus McFisticuffs.
some i like
real names by the way
Dick Masheter (aka dick masheter chevrolet)
Helen Waite (remember the old signs “go to Helen Waite”
On yesterday’s Simpsons, Lisa cross-dressed to get into the boys section of Springfield Elementary, and her name was Jake Boyman. Neat.
And now, as promised, I give you my TOP TEN (10, X, tin) names from this thread, up to and including May 1, 2006. These are in order:
Tyler Durden
Claude Henry Smoot
Linus Van Pelt
Jimmy Tickles
Corky St. Clair
Vincent Vega
Maeby Funke
Wes Mantooth
Spaulding Smails
Jethro Walrus-Titty
I encourage you all to post a list as well.
So the gay guy on rollerskates on Reno911! who I like so much… Turns out his full name is Terry Jaspermans.
i didn’t see this on chris’s fletch list:
Fred “the dorf” Dorfman
Main character in “Something Wicked This Way Comes,” by Ray Bradbury: Jim Nightshade
Sweet avatar, Kyle. Is that an homage to the many Claude Henry Smoot references on this thread?
I gotta agree w/ Scott. Kyle’s avatar is solid.
BTW, I can’t believe none of you bothered to compile “Best Names” lists… So lazy…
Since Bill wants a top ten:
10) Jefferson Davis Hogg
9) Jim Dangle
8) Peter Gozinia
7) “fast” Eddie McClintock
6) Emmit Fitz-HUme
5) Karl Hungus
4) Turk and Moody (two people but they go together like peanut butter and plumb jam)
3) Ernie McCracken
2) Wendall Malone
1) Chet Garvy
1. Jimmy Tickles
2. Churchy La Femme
3. Phil Packer
4. Gus Chiggins
5. Hansome B. Wonderful
6. Pops Freshenmeyer
7. Johnny Badtouch
8. Jamie Whitmore
9. Claude Henry Smoot
10. Hootie McBoob
The Man With Two Brains was on today…
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
Bernardo Malone (He emails me about inapropriate things)
FOX NEWS’ Brit Hume. It’s not as good as Wolfe Blitzer, but its a close second.
This is pretty nice: http://www.guycosmo.com/
I also like Guy Incognito from The Simpsons
From Reno 911 last night i missed the begining but caught this gem
Guy Gerricault (pronounced: guy jerhico, it is french and he is the lamaz teacher for trudy and he felt the need to write out his name on the chalkboard)
For Scott in the sports room:
2006 COLLEGE FOOTBALL “ALL-NAME TEAM”
OFFENSE:
QB: Jim Bob Cooter (Tennessee)
RB: Richie Rich (North Carolina)
RB: Jimmy Johns (Alabama)
WR: De’Cody Fagg (Florida State)
WR: Darius Passmore (Marshall)
TE: Kyle Sackrider (Michigan State)
OL: Shelley Smith (Colorado State)
OL: Joe Girardi (Miami)
OL: Joseph Joseph (Louisiana-Monroe)
OL: Hercules Satele (Hawaii)
OL: Jason Alexander (San Diego State)
DEFENSE:
DL: Colin Ferrell (Kent State)
DL: Avery Hannibal (Mississippi State)
DL: David Escobar (Ohio)
DL: LeQuantum McDonald (Baylor)
LB: Ian Handshy (Kansas)
LB: John Mark Patrick (Troy)
LB: Billy Ray (West Virginia)
DB: Christian Okoye (Tulane)
DB: Sir Darean Adams (Michigan State)
DB: Knowledge Timmons (Penn State)
DB: Ray Ray McElrathbey (Clemson)
P/K: Keith Toogood (Texas Tech)
I didn’t check to see if anyone already posted this one…but I was watching the Red Sox play and they have a player named Coco Crisp. Who in the world names their child Coco?
Answer: Mr. and Mrs. Higgins
Henry Higgins? :)
Bubba Bean — Atlanta Falcons running back, late 70s — too early for most of you :)
Baskerville Holmes — Memphis State bball, mid 80s.
Panama Myers — Texas bball, 1990ish
GEORGE: Hey.
JERRY: So how’s it goin’ at work? They get tired of it?
GEORGE: Oh, yeah.
He unfurls a jersey that reads, “Koko 00.”
JERRY: Double zero?
GEORGE: It’s “ooh” As in “ooh ooh ah ah.”
CINDY: Your nickname’s Koko? One of the girls down at the maid service is named Coco.
GEORGE: Really? Coco?
CINDY: Yeah. Coco. That girl’s all right.
…
Everyone is gathered again around the conference table. George is standing introducing the newest employee.
GEORGE: This is our new Vice-president of Acquisitions, sir.
KRUGER: So you’re just hiring new people now? That’s your job, to hire people?
GEORGE: Yes?
KRUGER: Ok, good enough for me, Koko.
KRUGER: Ahem. Now, what’s your name?
COCO: My name is Coco. Coco Higgins.
It’s so obvious he made it up for the war.
George Stephanopoulos…..that had to be a nightmare to learn as a kid, but it’s fun to say. It kinda sounds like a severe medical condition. I’m sorry sir, but our testing shows that you have stephanopoulos!
Jim Biggers
From Appalachian Emergency Room on SNL: Tiny Nations
To continue with the sports names…
Top 10 Dirtiest Names in Sports
10. De’Cody Fagg
9. Homer Bush
8. Albert Pujols (poo-holes)
7. Irina Slutskaya
6. Ron Tugnutt
5. Assol Slivets
4. Dick Butkus
3. Johnny Dickshot
2. Dick Trickle
1. Chubby Cox
Taken from here (with a classic Dick Butkus pic)
NICE FIND
butkus picture is sweet, and johnny dickshot sounds like it came from Son of the ebach.
Since we don’t really have a thread griping about product names, I’ll stick this here…
Gayest product name: Pepsi Jazz
Speaking of Fletch, I’ve had the name Peggy Lee Zorba in my head all day…
one of my favorite names from the past:
Bob Lust aka lusty bob aka that coyle guy (he worked for coyle and was spotted in the bandroom from time to time)
Dick Pole
I was at the doc’s the other day and there was a woman named Summer Flowers.
Some more unfortunate names.
DINO MANDOLINO
i was reading over a 6th grade proficiency test and these were the names of people in the question
I assume this is an effort to make the test more multicultural.
In parentheses i put what i thnk their nationality is.
Noriko (japanese or chinese)
Rafael (greasy italian or mutated reptile)
Shaneen (middle eastern)
Wayne (texan, possibly a serial killer his question involved him shopping at a mall with only a roll of quarters)
Todd (canadian)
Ari (indian)
Sancho (native american)
Mr. Wapahi (native american)
Jamal (black)
Kendra (californian)
Eduardo (latino)
Jaleel (black)
Terry and Ron (gay)
Noriko again
1. I like that “gay” is a nationality (Gay Nation is most likely an online community but I’m not going to look it up)
2. Sancho is probably Mexican
3. Chances are they’re all from California
One thing’s for sure. Terry and Ron do not live in Iran.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070925/us_nm/iran_ahmadinejad_scene_dc_1
I’m sure it was just the context, but I giggled at both “Scott Long” and “penal.”
not sure how acurate this is but
http://www.howmanyofme.com
by the way there are 40 Kevin Keener’s in the U.S.A. (that we know of)
30,176 William Johnsons in the US. No big surprise there…
Further proof that I am unique.
There are 4 of me.
Unless I go with Stinky, then I’m unique.
37 as Julia
58 as Julie
1 as Jules
0 as Kimiko…. you may call me Kimiko…
I’m a loner as well. Interesting facts:
99.64 percent of people with the first name Scott are male (are there really female Scotts?)
There are 0 people in the U.S. with the last name Pairan (my parents have been lying to me all these years…my real name: Scott Long)
Scott, I’m with you…a loner. Not only are there no Lisa Minkens there are no Minkens. I’m a little concerned.
Although…(interesting Lisa Minken history) our last name has only been around four generations. My great grandfather moved here from Finland with his 5 siblings. Our last name used to be Minkkinen but the brothers wanted to shorten it. Why? No clue, I’m guessing so people wouldn’t tease them for being Finish or maybe it was easier to write or maybe so telemarketers would have a chance at pronouncing it correctly. All five of my great grandfather’s brothers changed their last name to Minkin, my great grandfather changed his to Minken.
So, maybe the name change is why no Minkens show up? Or it’s just a stupid inaccurate Web site. You pick.
I was subbing the other day and a kid asked me what “nationality” my last name is. I said, “American.” Mainly I was being a smart aleck, but I actually don’t know where exactly it originated in the old country (Siam). Perhaps Huguenot:
http://www.huguenotsocietyofamerica.org/huguenots.php#P
Also, while I was subbing, some kid listed among his pasttimes, “Judaism”.
Oh man. This is amazing. Thanks for sharing. That made me laugh so hard.
This kat’s senior photo was right next to my mom’s in the 1969 Capitalian. Unfortunately, I’m told that unlike Karen Knauff’s, his “k” was not silent. He went on to star in several blaxploitation films.
Scott, I’ve been laughing so hard at Clyde here… This has been making me think of the Chappelle’s skit where he’s a 50s milkman.
This is timely! Deadspin just linked to this guy as their funniest name of the year. I may have to agree.
From tonight’s SNL: Tim Jacklepappy
I’m going to think about Jacklepappy for a while after reading that.
http://www.newarkadvocate.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2008804080304
maybe this should be in the cereal section
Funny…I would have pegged Count Chocula as the rapist.
Viv Savage
not sure how acurate this is but
http://www.howmanyofme.com
There are 97,338 people in the U.S. with the first name Darren. There are 2,463,877 people in the U.S. with the last name Johnson.
Statistically the 2nd most popular last name.
Oh and there are 788 people in the U.S. named Darren Johnson.
We really need to fix Darren’s scroll bar…
Ummm that’s how I got it…I scrolled up and saw Kevin’s post from last year so I thought I’d try it. Dorkus.
I wonder what she calls “going ploppies”…
http://girlshoops.scout.com/a.z?s=209&p=8&c=1&nid=2670826
According to Kevin’s http://www.howmanyofme.com website, my name is the 5th most popular name in the US (give it another 10 years and my name won’t be so popular – Mary was 93rd most popular baby name of 2007). 99.66% of people with the first name of Mary are female.
89 people in the country have my full name.
The sad thing is, that leaves .34% of some poor boy named “Mary” being teased by the other boys at school.
I was watching 30 days again and this one placed a morman lady who doesn;t think gays should be adopting with a couple of hommo guys who have adopted four kids. It was one of the more uncomfortable shows i’ve watched since the lady was kind of unreasonable, and she cried a lot over a lot of things. Anyway one of the real moms of the kids adopted by the gay guys name was:
Vickie Pancake
My cats name is : Ellowyn Noel
Both names i wanted for my daughter however they managed to get tagged to the cat so they couldn’t be reused. Women are sneaky and diabolical.
Kids names ended up being:
Six Year Old Son : Noah Issac
18 Month Old Daughter: Genesis Brooke
Realizing that this isn’t that funny, you can basically ignore this post.
It’s ok, Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban celebrated their first child together and named her Sunday Rose Kidman Urban.
Are they kidding?
Darren: Celebrities do not startle me anymore, they’ll do anything for some trophy of originality including procreate and make up a crappy name. Your picture-sake, Jason Lee, tortured his poor child with the name “Pilot Inspektor”.
Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish
McLish was named for Calvin Coolidge, Julius Caesar, and Tuskahoma, Oklahoma. He has stated that the origin of his lengthy name is that his father was given permission to name the newborn, and he took full advantage of the opportunity.
I don’t want to live in a wolrd where i can’t name my kid “Sex Fruit”
I always loved Gene Parmesan from Arrested Development. “Aaah! Gene!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhcam-hmbK8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pafsCADYKs&feature=related
the above link has nothign to do with names i was sending it to someone, this link has to do with unfortunate names, and chuck woolery just has to rub it in
Semen Poltavsky
Neil Hamburger
Krasimir Gaydarski
From It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia:
Peter Nincompoop
1. Kevin, sometimes your typos are awesome. I love “hommo”.
2. I went to college with and Pete Gruhlke went to high school with someone named Nerissa Pancake.
3. I watched several of the first season of 30 Days and thought it was pretty good. It actually bordered on objectivity. One of the episodes was where he and wifey try to live on minimum wage, and it was set in Columbus.
Having a mean nickname is now good for you. Way to go, Stinky.
Well if I’d known we were helping Stinky I never would’ve called her that…
In Our Prayers: We remember our shut-ins, those in nursing homes, and the sick: Corney Knigga, Betty Brandt, Rosemary Wolf (mother of Cathy Gaines), Ray & Betty Gordon (friends of Ruby Godfrey & Wanda Scott), Darla Henry, Evelyn Sizer, Terry Russell (nephew, niece,& friend of Jane Martin), Jim Fritsch (friend of Ann Edwards), Jacque Raab, (granddaughter of Dorothy Scott), Danny James, Buddy James, Gene James, (grandson, great-nephew, & nephew Gerald James), Pam Gleason (mother of Bill Lattire), Dawn Bryant (friend of Juanita Howard), Buster Edrington, Wayne Bowlin (friend of Richard Lattire),Jim McClain, Carissa Richmond (granddaughter of Dayla McMullen), John Kash, Bill Narwold (superintendent of JCD schools), Sally Wills, Hilda Benning, Matt Lazo (friend of Abby Williamson), Polly Craig, Wilma Pease, Bill Brandt, Mike Robbins (friend of Rhea LaFollette) and all those serving in the military especially Jay Owens (Bagdad), Tyler Davidson (Afghanistan), & Zach Gains.
Terry Fabulous, homosexual gynecologist
This is a great name. I think of it whenever I hear the name Clive Owen.
http://snl.jt.org/char.php?i=456
Gil Bang
Angus McGregor from Blair and the Mounties.
From 30 Rock in which Jenna is trying to play Janis Joplin in a movie but can’t because of legal issues: “Sing Them Blues White Girl: The Jackie Jormp-Jomp Story”
I find this especially funny because in high school Bill referred to a girl named Jackie Jory as Janis Joplin because he couldn’t remember her name/thought it would be funnier.
it was jackie jordan
I’m guessing there are a lot of stories out there that include “[Bill] thought it would be funnier.” Sadly, it rarely turned out to be the case. It’s pushing 20 yrs later though and Scott remembered this one and Kevin corrected him. That’s gotta count for something.
Boob Brasfield
http://hilariousnames.com/2007/05/22/ten-worst-names-ever.html
From this season’s Reno 911: Levon French
I’m re-watching Dead Like Me and realized that George’s dad’s name is “Clancy Lass.” Bummer. I wonder if he was teased as an awkward and fictional adolescent…
Also, Deloris Herbig had a website called “Getting Things Done With Delores” this makes me giggle and might be a good team name option.
Tonight’s rerun of the Office mentioned a good idea called “Shoe La La”: a fancy upscale mens shoe store for important life events.. also a team name option..
Get Your Smokey On (I spend way too much time mentally filing potential team names, but this is a very odd ad slogan that deserves to be mocked)
Shoe La La is indeed a good team name. But now that I look at it, the whole thing would be even better if there’s room for it: “Shoe La La: a fancy upscale mens shoe store for important life events.”
On one of the local TV channels, there is a weatherman whose name is Dana Turtle.
That name just makes me chuckle.
I saw this on the Franklin County Recorder website yesterday:
Dreama Slappy
facebook just recommend that i become friends with Carol Fagert.
All i can think of when i hear that name is Horation Sanz saying CAROL! in one of his skits…heh fagert
Or Horatio saying Jill Butt.
Most enjoyable indian tribe name to say: Choctaw. Runner up: Chippewa
Most enjoyable indian tribe name to sing: Menominee. Runner up: Cherokee
name anagrams
mine: IRK EVEN KEEN
with the middle name: VERY KEEN IN JERKER
My name anagram: I AM WET STAR
and with the middle name: IN SWEATIEST DREAM
my name: Nasty Merry Lake
name with middle: Sneakily keen ratty harmer
Herman Schwimpf from Wings 1927.
Hilarious
My name: MAN-LIKE SIN
Name with middle: LINK INANE MANS
Nice Mink, nice!
mine: I AM CRUEL JAR
with middle: I AM A CRUELER JAM
My most humorous name combo was: JOLLY SHIN NOB
This guy’s in the witness protection program.
http://www.stlouisrams.com/team/players/48402/
Traction Asp
Crap Station
Catnip Sorta
Aortic Pants
Partisan Cot (aka politics makes strange bed fellows)
Wow. Crap Station wins.
An acquaintance of Kramer’s: Corky Ramirez
Nasty Canasta, the antagonist from “My Little Duckaroo,” where Daffy Duck is The Masked Avenger and Porky Pig is his sidekick:
From Family Guy:
Cynthia Gorak
perfect name for a cavewoman
From Archer, a new cartoon on FX this year (starring one of my fav voice actors, H. Jon Benjamin, Lucille Bluth and Kitty Sanchez from AD, and Chris Parnell):
Beardsley McTurbanhead
That should be your team name on Monday…
From Monty Python’s “Interesting People” sketch: The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir
Runner-up:
http://www.usasoda.com/Pepsipatio.htm#Patio
Sometimes I think of good DJ/rapper names. Like today: DJ Booga Face
this goes on the really bad nickname list…i came accross it in a book i was reading in study hall
Richard “silver dick” Bland
http://www.idahostatesman.com/2010/04/23/1164899/death-of-caveman-ends-an-era-in.html
good team name
“salmon river cavemen”
nice list of nicknames
Dugout Dick.
Beaver Dick
Cougar Dave
Wheelbarrow Annie
“Buckskin Bill” (real name Sylvan Hart)
and
”Free Press Frances” Wisner.
Velvet Milkman
the worst baby name gererator ever
some of the worst ideas for a baby name as produced by the “baby names inventor”
Jormantor
Lwascas
Slerrto
Wnarecl
Wnnnn