Meat Market
Today’s Special: Breasts & Thighs
Well whether by my hand or not, I’m back on the market. Single people (& those of you who can remember freedom), let’s hear it: Dating sucks. Am I right? Who wants to do that? Attention whores? Yeah, I definitely get that. Who else? Chuck Woolery? Contestants of Intercourse Island? (Again, you go too far.) But my next lucky winner is not likely to come via arranged marriage (coincidentally, I figure probably equal percentage of drawing a psycho spouse), so that means I need to pull the mock turtlenecks out of the closet & get my cabbage patch & running man up to par. And into the meat case I go. (Seriously, a sausage joke here is just right out.)
Okay, so the purpose of this thread, you ask smugly? Well smarty, besides offering a place for general pissy commentary on dating, and possibly humorous dating stories from all y’alls, John V’s post got me thinking…
I know the reach of my site is far, most likely deep into the gilded bowels of Tinseltown itself, so chances are good that the loveliest ladies of the silver screen and various other media outlets are quite familiar with me and my musings. Therefore it only makes sense for me to produce a list of celebs (NOT Emmylou Harris) who, based on their stock or some other obvious characteristic, should go ahead & get in line.
You other singles are welcome to post your lists, using my site as a vehicle to the stars, or any of you can feel free to suggest appropriate candidates for me to interview & I’ll see if I can work them in.
Well here are the current lucky ladies of the popular media. (These are in order, BTW.) For you celebrities not listed, please, don’t be offended. I’m sure you’re very… nice. & you non-celebrities (or normies) are even better than those listed below b/c you don’t come w/ the standard drama clause that states that we must be on the cover of three tabloids per month. One is fine by me. But I digress… Pretty girls:
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Eva Mendes
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Shakira
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Sandra Bullock
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Maura Tierney
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Salma Hayek
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Evageline Lilly
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Amy Sedaris
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Parker Posey
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Zhang Ziyi
off the top of my head here is my list of celebrities i think are hot
Lacey Chabert
Keira Knightley
Heather Graham
Lauren Graham
Amanda Peet
I know you want me to list chicks for you but it’s all about me this time.
Orlando Bloom
Enrique Englesias (after the mole removal) :-)
Drew Lachey
Mark Wills
I will stop for now because I am sure once they see their names on my list they will be calling for sure. It’s a first come first serve basis boyz.
George Clooney
John Stamos (yes, uncle Jesse)
Josh Groban (ok, so he’s kind of a dork, but the dude can sing and that is hot)
Brad Pitt (when he’s clean cut)
Nick Lachey
I’ll be thinking of more to help make it through the day…
No, you’re good Amy. Right on track. I get wordy & sometimes things get muddy (understatement). So to summarize, this thread is for:
- Griping about dating (or pining for it I guess, if you’ve made a particularly bad choice)
- Sharing any humorous or otherwise date-related tales
- Posting a list of your own if you want to revert to 8th grade & put stickers of David Cassidy on your folders (or whoever the devil you kids like nowadays)
Ok, so maybe this should be posted in the crazy people topic…but here’s my worst dating experience to date (as I anticipate more will likely be in my future *sigh*):
I went out with this dude who was a friend of a friend. We met for coffee so we could chat a little before going to see a movie. We were getting along fine and then out of the blue he says, “I always carry a condom in my pocket just to be safe.” I’m not sure how long I sat in shock, or how well I hid my surprise at such a random comment during a first date but I quickly changed the subject to weather or something lame like that. Of course, b/c I have no back bone we still went to the movie. As I noticed him leaning towards me, I kept leaning further away. Ok, so one would think at this point my body language was pretty clear, but I guess not him. While he was walking me to my car I went on about how busy my life was and how tired I was hoping he would get a clue. No, once I reached my car he went in for a kiss. I blocked him with my car door, said I don’t believe in kissing on the first date (which isn’t necessarily the truth) and got out of there as quick as possible.
There is only one Uncle Jesse!!!
Maybe it’s just me, but I’m thinking that if Maura Tierney didn’t wax her brows, there would be a little “femme Jerry” action going on with Bill and her.
Tiffani-Amber Thiessen (The artist currently known as Tiffani Thiessen)
Helen Slater
Amy Grant
Christine Taylor
Jennie Finch
Elizabeth Shue
“Veronica Vaughn” (aka Bridgette Wilson)
Fake Cindy (aka Jennifer Runyon)
Real Marcia (aka Maureen McCormick)
If I may offer some “general pissy commentary”…It drives me crazy when ladies complain that all men are jerks. I’m not saying that a large percentage of men aren’t jerks. I’m not saying that if you went out with me, you wouldn’t find me ugly and nerdy. I’m just saying that you should get to know every man in the world (including me) before you make generalizations like that, just like how you shouldn’t say that all Germans are evil, or all Chinese eat dogs, or all Gypsies steal my car the one friggin time I forgot to lock it, or all women are psycho, or all men make condom references on the first date (many wait until the second).
Scott, there were a lot on your list I didn’t recognize so I added some links. Hope you aren’t against IMDB for God knows what random reason…
Of course most men *are* jerks… Sweeping statements are what makes the world go round.
I somewhat agree with Scott, but what you have to realize is that the jerks seem to outweigh you good guys. For every nice guy we meet we tend to find 5 jerks out there. I mean take a look at the guy Lisa went out with. ….Do guys honestly think that if you say “I always carry a condom in my pocket just in case” us girls are going to say “ok great let’s get it on” Whatever! Unfortunetly, we hear the jerky stuff more than not. If you guys would realize that girls need romance. You give us that and your pocket may be empty a little quicker :-)
Scott, are you saying that she & I look alike?
I’m a beautiful man. Or she’s a very handsome woman.
Speaking of “femme Jerry,” I’ve always had a thing for Janeane:
She could actually go over on John V’s list. She couldn’t make this list though b/c the conversation would be a nightmare… But the best quote re: femme Jerry:
Bill, I have to disagree with you on Janeane being attractive at all. Although, you are entitled to your opinion. And Maura Tierney is ok, but certainly not classified as “hot”. Btw, you need to teach us how to get pictures to put on here.
I know, I’ll make it a priority. Like I said before, the site currently strips images when submitting comments, so I have to edit the comments & add the pics manually. Not a big deal, but it’s limiting & a pain, & clearly confusing for some of you… So again, in the meantime, if you want a pic posted, say for a list like this, give me a list to the exact pic, say, like this:
Bill’s Hotties:
Maura Tierney
http://www.mauraishot.com/boobies.jpg
Janeane Garofalo
http://www.femmejerry.com/janeane-69.jpg
Emmylou Harris
http://www.vannormans-old-country-stars.com/dolly.jpg
Then I’ll edit your post & replace the links w/ pretty pictures for you.
Oh, & to be clear, I never said my list was strictly due to hottiness. There’s humor (Amy Sedaris), other talent (Shawn Colvin almost made it), and cuteness goes a long way (hence the Janeane — who, again, didn’t make this list). Clearly Scott’s list was mostly based on association to The Brady Bunch…
Now THIS is a thread that doesn’t force me to think too hard…
Josh Duhamel
Patrick Dempsey
James Marsters
Matthew Fox
1) Scott listing Jennie Finch is an excellent addition. Athletic women are definately a plus and Finch is hot anyways.
2)
welcome to fantasy land. besides generalizations are fun, i have a chinese friend (from thailand) who we always joke about eating dogs. Does she care. Yes, but we all still laugh.
3) . If you guys would realize that girls need romance.
I know what women need and it isn’t romance…
4) My favorite “dating” story as told to me by a girl. She was on a bus sitting next to a guy and he said, “You know you want it.” She then moved seats and so on. Anyways when she was telling me the story i was kind of chuckling and kind of creeped out by the guy. then i went on to tell her that every time i used that line it always seemed to work. everyone laughed, you probably had to be there. Besides i didn;t seriously think anyone ever said “you know you want it.” and meant it.
5) jeanene garafalo how ever you spell her name is not attractive at all. then her thinking she is a political expert when really she is just a sub par actress makes her even more ugly. Maura Tierney however is very cute.
Being Chinese (from thailand) working in a japanese steakhouse myself, I’d like to say that not ALL generalizations are true … We are not *all* bad drivers! (But think twice about the meat we’re grilling)
If it was really as simple as the title states, and as primal as Kevin made it (“here is my list of celebrities I think are hot”), then Nadine Velasquez, of My Name Is Earl fame, would certainly make it. But I don’t know anything about her; I’ve only seen her on that show (more importantly though, I’ve seen her dance to Bust a Move, if you happened to see that ep). Somebody export me, pls…
I think you all are missing the point of Lisa’s story many comments above. It’s not the idiot she went out with. It’s not what an idiot most of us guys are. It’s not even Kev’s hilarious comment about fantasy land. The point is this: what kind of friend would set you up with a guy like that?? Seriously. That’s the issue here.
You have to add Scarlett Johannson
And I’ll let you have your Janeane if you let me keep Emmylou Harris. But I will note that Emmylou could at least entertain you for hours with her singing. Janeane, at least the recent “Air America” (broadcasted now in 6 markets!) incarnation,would make my ears bleed.
Yes.
I’m not agin it per se; however, sometimes there are limitations. For example, Mo McCormick looks to be about 13 on there, Helen Slater looks like crap, Tiffani Theissen looks a little too whorey, and someone doesn’t even have a pic I think. I’ll work on a photo list.
If I may refer to Seinfeld again, maybe the setter-upper (Jerry) thought the setter-uppee (Phil) knew better:
ELAINE: He took it out.
JERRY: (confused) He what?
ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.
JERRY: He took what out?
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: He took It, Out?
ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.
JERRY: He couldn’t.
ELAINE: He did.
JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous…
ELAINE: Noooo.
JERRY: You mean he just
ELAINE: Yes.
JERRY: Are you sure?
ELAINE: Oh quite.
JERRY: There was no mistaking it?
ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry.
JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound “mmm”) you’re having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound “mmm”) then all of sudden…
ELAINE: Yea.
JERRY: It.
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: Out.
ELAINE: Out.
JERRY: Well I, I can’t believe this. I know Phil, he, he’s a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be?
ELAINE: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with?
Scarlett Johannson
Johannson is Icelandic for “she whose bosoms defy gravity”
Bill — good calls on your south-o-the-border menu: mendes, shakira, hayek, et al. Gotta add jessica alba. Like daisy fuentes too. honestly don’t see it w/ tierney, and gag w/ garafalo (that really surprised me). you disciminate against emmylou and her hair color — she’s older that the rest named, so considering the curve, she looks great — the fine wine thread.
i like shue and finch, and really like knightley, although i am old enough to be her dad.
have to add halle berry, robin meade from cnn, charisma carpenter, kate beckinsale & julies bowen and roberts. and if you hurry, you can steal angelina away from brad before they hitch. ;)
& george clooney is hot & remains very single as well, bill — you might have a shot :)
I almost forgot my all time favorite “hot” celeb
Sara Evans
how could i forget my favorite, i don’t know. i smoke a lot of crack.
you can probably find her at http://www.vannormans-old-country-stars.com/
except for the old part
That’s one heavy skull she’s got there, but Kelly Kapowski has always been a cutie. But really, where does she get off dropping the Amber??
Sorry Chris, this is the only Clooney I’ll be snuggling up to (Lisa’s dog, for those of you who haven’t had the pleasure)
Ok since Dr. McDreamy already made the list I am going to have to add the guy who plays Carlos on Desperate Housewives. Grrr! :-)
Oh! and I personally think Lisa’s Clooney is way cuter than George
Did I forget to mention Clooney snuggles next to me every night… :)
Amy, with Dr. McDreamy and Carlos making the list, let’s not forget about John, the sexy gardener from Desperate Housewives. I still remember him from his days on Passions. *sigh* The worst soap opera ever. Oh, and while we’re on Passions, I’d add James Hyde (Sam from Passions) to my list too. I met him at The Ohio State Fair one summer, right before I saw Savage Garden. For a sophomore in college that was a good day.
Grrr. yeah can’t forget John. He is almost as yummy as Mike Delfino (James Denton) He is probably too old for you…so I will take him. I like old boys :-)
I used to LOVE the show passions but it wasn’t due to the wonderful acting skills they all had (please note my sarcasm) but seriously I have never seen so many hot guys in one show. Who cares if they can act. They just need to stand there and look good. They don’t even need to talk :-) There are probably several more guys from that show we could add.
I should mention that Netflix has served me up Season 1 of Newsradio, so Maura & I are getting some quality time. And Bill McNeal.
http://www.angelfire.com/oh2/pairan/hottiez.html
Amy Grant
Beverley Mitchell
Bridgette Wilson
Christine Taylor
Helen Slater
Jennie Finch
Jennifer Runyon
Elizabeth Shue
Maureen McCormick
Tiffani-Amber Thiessen
Ok..just watched The Notebook for the ump-teenth time. Going to have to add Ryan Gosling. While I don’t generally dig blonde guys…he has the always needed goatee thing going on.
Ok..this is too wrong not to share.
I went to lunch with the ex today(Don’t judge me until you have had as many life changing experiences as I have the last month. Girls get desperate too you know) We were sitting there talking about why we ever broke up. He obviously forgot about the other ho that came between us. But anyway, he turns to me and says “You know, I think I figured out why I lost interest in you and cheated. I had always heard that Marysville girls were whores. You just aren’t one. You are the girl we all eventually want to marry. But hey! If you ever decide to be one….Give me a call.” I swear on my dog those were his exact words.
And that my friends is just the reason I stay in Anti-dating mode.
Holy cow! As a proud Marysvillian I am offended by that. I mean, geez we do have a Super Wal Mart and a YMCA, so there’s other stuff to do in Marysville…
Amy, I bet you’re really glad now you got out of that when you did.
Yeah…wasn’t too thrilled. And being that you know me..you know what a Whore I am. :-)
I figure we should get all Marysville girls together and just kick some butt. It’s people like him that makes me live by my Motto : Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.
Oh..and you forgot we are getting an Apple’sbees. We are high class now :-)
Not to sound like a broken record, but I think we would do well to lose the all males/all females generalizations. Not even so much for my benefit, because although it’s difficult, I can deal with rejection resulting from a woman having the mistaken notion, “I know a man who’s an a-hole, therefore Scott is an a-hole”. More for the benefit of the rejector, who may be missing out on some great things in life by having said mistaken notion. I know this site has a tongue-in-cheek feel, and if I’m just mistaking tongue-in-cheek for reality, then I’m sorry.
Apology accepted. Clearly a touchy subject for you, as indicated by your other comments, but let the girls vent…
Scott,
I am sorry if we offend you. I have only met you once maybe twice so I can’t judge what kind of guy you are. I am sure pretty cool. If I change my mind then I will post something bad about you. KIDDING!
I am honestly not one of those girls who judge all men by one idiot’s mistake. Or in my case the multiple idiots I have dated :-) I know there are some REALLY great guys out there. I have actually met one recently that could change any jaded girls mind. It is just really fun to make ourselves look better than guys. Plus it’s just really funny to tell those stories.
So chin up grasshopper. It’s not all about you :-) It’s usually about us :-)
Well played…
But seriously, what is the deal with women drivers?
Um yeah…cause guys are such better drivers. Sure we get distracted by our vanity mirrors and cute little bunnies on the side of the road, or signs that point out where to go shopping. But is that so wrong?
Ok, this pales in comparison with Amy’s last dating story but sheds light on the slyness of some sales people (Disclaimer: This statement and following story does not apply to all sales people, only some who prove themselves to be sly. My dad is a sales person and I think he rocks.)
So I went out with this guy a couple months ago. He is a sales person at a major league sports team in the Columbus area. It was a good first date but apparently the chemistry wasn’t there because he didn’t call again. That’s cool. I didn’t feel it either and his name was the same name as one of my old dogs. Well, a few weeks later I get an e-mail to see if I want to purchase tickets to a game and concert to entertain clients. Ok, I thought that was kind of silly. So, I didn’t reply (plus my clients are out of town and it was a country music concert). Then, today he calls me at work! Doesn’t acknowledge anything but tries to get me buy tickets again. I told him I wasn’t interested. Leads me to believe it was business all along…sneaky sneaky. I mean not calling is one thing, but then trying to sell me stuff?! Come on.
Wow that is rude. You should have known if he had the same name as one of your past pets…it’s a no go.
Oh I remembered another Grrrr-licious guy……Keith Urban
I stress again, this thread isn’t as “meaty” as the title implies, but my recent interest in the Showtime series Dead Like Me, as suggested by my friend, co-worker & fragrance consultant, Stinky, requires me to inquire: what’s the age difference when it becomes creepy?
The lead from DLM is one Ellen Muth:
(I know, I’m a total sucker for the eyes… Click here for wallpaper if you’re entranced in a dark way too)
Born 1981 — she looks younger than she is. Yours truly, born 1975. Creepy?
& for the record, she totally had me before I saw her, when she was narrating the introduction of the first ep. That goes back to the aural thing…
Ok don’t really know if this goes here but it’s a hint to all guys that are still in the dating pool (or on the Meat Market). AND I am apologizing to Scott ahead of time for guy bashing. But I promise this is the last one. But I am just still mad.
Last night I was out shopping and ran into this guy who I worked with at my previous job. We ended up going to dinner and talking about all the old crazy times. Anyway, here is the kicker. At one point I had gotten up from the table or something and he had picked up my cell phone (out of my purse I might add) and called his to get my number. I was totally oblivious to the situation until this morning he calls to tell me how much fun last night was and we should do it again sometime (like it was some date or something…whatever. he was old!) I asked him how the heck he knew my cell number because I don’t give that out to just anyone and he told me how he got it. Um yeah…There is one more number to block!
Ok..so here is where I rant and rave.
1: Never go through a girl’s purse!!! I have stuff in there that no one needs to see :-)
2: If you can’t get the nerve to ask for our number. Then don’t ask. If you aren’t man enough to ask for our number…you are certainly not man enough to call. Thus in return doesn’t make you man enough for me.
3: Don’t assume because I go to dinner with you we are on a date or I even remotely want to date you. I like having lots of friends to do stuff with. Even if you do bore me :-)
4: And lastly, find out if the girl you are stalking is a morning person. If you are supposedly my friend you know that calling me between 8 & 9 on a weekday is the quickest way to make me delete your number.
Ok….I feel better!
I have to add one more. Kelly Preston – 1962. I just saw her on a commercial and she looks pretty darn good for being 44.
Ugh! I am think you meant her for the OTHER list :-)
In all my staunch heterosexuality, I’d have to say Christopher Walken is a handsome man…….
Both of my brothers are officially confused by the bright lights and colourful pictures on my website. Darren, as Amy pointed out before, you’re clearly thinking of VanNorman’s “Fine Wine” post. That and my forthcoming “Cool But Old Dudes My Brothers Are Gay For” thread.
To cleanse the pallet:
You may remember me mentioning one Ellen Muth (Dead Like Me) a few comments above. From an ep. tonight… Look how cute:
Hal Sparks — I have know idea where this new obsession came from…other than my new addiction to VH1’s I love the 80’s and not QAF :-)
If I may add to the “Janeane Garofalo is detestable” theme:
I listen to Reds games on 1230 WTPG because sometimes the reception is better than 700 WLW. Between innings, their house ads let me know that the station features “progressive talk for the rest of us,” and that they’re “only in a red state until the game is over.” I find that kind of partisan crap obnoxious. And then yesterday I heard this commercial wherein Janeane was advertising this website, http://www.ffrf.org/, and she finished by saying, “I’m proud to be an atheist.” Yarg.
Never been a huge fan of Jaime Pressly, but if you caught her on David Spade’s Showbiz Show this past week, she did look very good. Workin the white trash thing, but something about her in an AC (lightning bolt) DC shirt… Just know though that if you refer to *Jaime* as the hot girl from Earl, we *will* throw down in fisticuffs…
Oh, & she couldn’t go in the Aged Like A Fine Wine thread — born in 1977? How is she younger than me?? Kids, don’t smoke.
(Oh, & Jack Black’s very short segment on that Spade ep. was good too. Not quite as easy on the eye, but good. Him referring to Tokyo Drift as a venereal disease was pretty funny…)
Okay, I think Jenna Fischer needs to officially make my list. And for the record, reading her blog does *not* make me a stalker. (What would that make you??) She just gets cuter & cuter the more you read about her…
i almost for got about my college girlfriend Keri Russell
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/4685/Events/4685/KeriRussel_Kambo_8492637_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Russell,%20Keri
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3679/Events/3679/KeriRussel_Ausse_6148640_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Russell,%20Keri
Kathryn Morris….the main reason to watch Cold Case.
Jay Hernandez
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2598/Events/2598/JayHernand_Grani_3610196_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Hernandez,%20Jay%20(I)
This dude needs some sort of jowl implant.
Nicholas Brendon
I am sooooo adding him to my “Cheaters Clause” :-)
FYI – he has a twin brother. Does it count as cheating twice if it’s with twins?
The cheekbones may be a little severe, but it makes for a better smirk, which I love.
Nah..if they look the same I can get that past the boy…like he would know the difference :-)
Oh, man – I can’t believe I forgot Adrian Grenier:
Quite possibly the best smile ever.
I totally realize the irony in me saying this, but holy crap that is a lot of eyebrow.
i believe it cause who in the hell is adrian grenier. what has he done besides being really greasy and having bill johnsonesque eyebrows? and i refuse to do a websearch for him either.
I mostly know him from the show Entourage.
He’s been in a few other things that I shamefully admit to watching just because he was in them. Behold his resume: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004978/
Harvard Man was a pretty decent movie.
He’s not greasy. That is a sheen of pure talent covering his body.
I like Bill’s eyebrows. :)
DITTO that one Kevin. Her husband/ex-husband was an idiot.
Ok I am so not turning to the other side but Carrie Underwood just keeps getting prettier.
he he Since I can look again
Gotta add one of my new boyfriends to this thread.
Michael Buble
The looks good and can sing. For me it doesn’t get much hotter.
I think its fun to just say, Buble.
wrong thread i think but her is an interesting link
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=22423
My Top Ten Hotties I will never even meet.
10. Britney Spears
9. Alicia Silverstone
8. Melissa Joan Hart
7. Rachel McAdams
6. Drew Barrymore
5. Jennifer Aniston
4. Kelly Clarkson
3. Mandy Moore
2. Natalie Portman
And my number one (drumroll) is…..
1. Kirsten Dunst
The previous post picture of kirsten does her no justice it just so happens to be one of my favorites. Here are a few more to gaze upon.
First.
Look at eyes.
I love how she wears her emotions on her face..
And what is most impressive to me is her natural look. Just as if she was one of us.
At this point you have probably have had enough of Ms. Dunst so I will close. sigh…….
Folks, a reminder: if you wanna post pics you need to add links inline & i will upload them & add them to your comment.
Enrique Iglesias….now that the mole is gone I can resume my crush
http://www.starpulse.com/Music/Iglesias,_Enrique/gallery/ENRIQUEIGLDB07/
We’re talking strictly eye candy here…
Johnny Depp
Owen Wilson
Frank Sinatra
Gerard Butler
Sean Connery
Cary Grant
Marlon Brando
And for all you guys, here’s some eye candy from the movies I love
Princess Grace
Audrey Hepburn
Maureen O’Hara
I’ve had this stuck in my head ever since i mentioned the song in another thread. I remember my mom and I renting some movie at Blockbuster strictly to watch this preview in the beginning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6018B6oA89U
For some reason Tina Fey is nowhere on my list & she should be pretty high up there. When I noticed this last week I did a GIS to find a pic of her to post here & found this brilliant Top Ten list from Maxim in which they make fun of her scar and essentially say she’s not funny. Amy Sedaris is also on this list of “TV’s Least Appealing Ladies.” Good work there, Maxim magazine. You really know what we guys like. Inflate the air bags there, dress them up w/ the highest of heels, strip them of their dignity and intelligence… and… *perfect*. I’m not going on record saying I don’t like curves, but geez, I hate it when idiots speak for us men and say we all want a bimbo.
I have met these guys in person. They are a lot hotter in person
http://www.nhlpa.com/Player_Pics/6708.jpg
http://www.nhlpa.com/Player_Pics/25603.jpg
I kind of developed a thing for Kristen Wiig
it helps that i find her funny.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/31689973@N05/2967842494/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/50576036@N00/3116764571/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/snlfreak5104/95297473/
http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/15/top-10-kristen-wiig-moments-on-snl-videos/
Her michelle dison skit and the iconoclasts skits are the funniest
This chick is pretty tough:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/shosports/sets/72157621739835991/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXlyQyzGl3M
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
(Yes. I realize this was once the annoying kid from 3rd Rock from the Sun…. but now he’s grown up and he loves me. I’m ok with that.)
Wait Julie… what’s cool about that kid? Is he holding a switchblade or a phone to his face? I can’t tell.
for the ladies here is some pictures of Kirk cameron (you can see the back of my head in one of these)
http://www.mansfieldnewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Avis=B7&Dato=20100926&Kategori=NEWS01&Lopenr=9260806&Ref=PH
A young Stephen Colbert
