Today’s Special: Breasts & Thighs
Well whether by my hand or not, I’m back on the market. Single people (& those of you who can remember freedom), let’s hear it: Dating sucks. Am I right? Who wants to do that? Attention whores? Yeah, I definitely get that. Who else? Chuck Woolery? Contestants of Intercourse Island? (Again, you go too far.) But my next lucky winner is not likely to come via arranged marriage (coincidentally, I figure probably equal percentage of drawing a psycho spouse), so that means I need to pull the mock turtlenecks out of the closet & get my cabbage patch & running man up to par. And into the meat case I go. (Seriously, a sausage joke here is just right out.)
Okay, so the purpose of this thread, you ask smugly? Well smarty, besides offering a place for general pissy commentary on dating, and possibly humorous dating stories from all y’alls, John V’s post got me thinking…
I know the reach of my site is far, most likely deep into the gilded bowels of Tinseltown itself, so chances are good that the loveliest ladies of the silver screen and various other media outlets are quite familiar with me and my musings. Therefore it only makes sense for me to produce a list of celebs (NOT Emmylou Harris) who, based on their stock or some other obvious characteristic, should go ahead & get in line.
You other singles are welcome to post your lists, using my site as a vehicle to the stars, or any of you can feel free to suggest appropriate candidates for me to interview & I’ll see if I can work them in.