Best SNL Sketches
I imagine this one will take a long time for us all to put together, so I thought I’d go ahead and post it so people can get started…
List your top ten Saturday Night Live sketches. As a bonus, list some of the best hosts over the years or the most solid episodes you can think of.
These links should help you get started:
SNL Transcripts
Guests by Season
SNL Archives
i literally had a list of about 30 skits i had to cut down.
Bill you should put a thread on how to link things fancy like you do.
well here it goes, I’m sure i missed a good one or two.
10) Something smells good in stinkville: host Kelsey Grammer and the classic line “oh shut up and give me the cats ass”
9) Little Women: host David Hyde Pierce
one of farley’s best on air rages as he falls into freezing water
8) ESPN Sportscenter: host Ray Romano
sweet sassy molassi
7)Delicious Dish (Schweddy Balls): host Alec Baldwin
a true classic, maybe it should be higher.
6) Behind the Music: Blue Oyster Cult: host Christopher Walken
Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell
5) The Nude Beach: host (just for you Bill) Matthew Broderick
“Hey, pretty small penis there, Doug” I remember watching this skit as a kid at my grandma’s house as a fifth or sixth grader this was unbelievably funny
4) The Guy Who Plays Mr. Belvedere Fan Club: host Tom Hanks
Adam: I should like watching “Mr. Belvedere” a lot, but I shouldn’t Have to masturbate at the end of every episode. This skit is awesome but the ending is a little silly. And where did they come up with “brocktoon”?
3) VH-1 Storytellers with Neil Diamond: host John Goodman
This next song, I wrote after I killed a drifter to get an erection. story tellers and a coupld of WE appearances:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01tupdate.phtml
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01lupdate.phtml (geraldo is awesome too)
2) Who’s More Grizzled?: Host Garth Brooks
This is one that i love that everyone else will say is stupid, but that is fine with me cause i still love it. It reminds me of me when i get older. Besides i love bitter, senile old men. Also the randomness of this quote kills me:
Wayne: A lot of people don’t know I was the first man to get a team of horses up Bear Mountain!
1) Pepper Boy: host Dana Carvey
You like-a the pepper?
honorable mentions: crazy doctor (willferrell), snychronized swimmers, hi-c and turkey, joe montana (i’m gonna go upstairs and masturbate), Nightline “jacko on his Backo”, americas funniest hate videos, 20000 leagues under the sea, delco cat toys, and robert goulet singing jay-z
1 – Behind the Music: Blue Oyster Cult
2 – The Pepper Boy
3 – SportsCenter – Ray Romano
4 – Delco Cat Toys – Vince Vaughn
5 – Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker (The first one)
6 – The Sinatra Group – Sting
7 – Musicians For Free-Range Chickens
8 – Sassy’s Sassiest Boys – Luke Perry
9 – SportsCentury with Conan O’Brien as James “The Gentleman Masher” Corcoran
10 – Inside the Actors Studio: Charles Nelson Reilly
Some that I love but aren’t really sketches of their own:
Harry Carey, Weekend Update – Talking to Norm about indian scalps
Maya Angelou Commercials for Butterfinger, Froot Loops, and Pennzoil – David Allen Grier
Honerable mention: Veronica & Co.
10. Syncronized Swimming – Martin Short is classic in this one (either ‘84 or ‘85)
9. Hi-C and Turkey, host Danny Aiello, 2-10-96
8. Chippendale, host Patrick Swayze, 10-27-90
7. MTV Spring Break, Cameron Diaz, 10-6-02. You really have to SEE this one, the transcript doesn’t do the dancing justice.
6. Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker, host Christina Applegate.
5. (tie) Jeffrey’s, take your pick of either Pierce Brosnan, 5-5-01 or Sean Hayes, 2-17-01.
4. Devil Can’t Write a Love Song, Garth Brooks, 11-13-99
3. Presidential Debate, 10-7-00. My favorite of the presidential debates. Especially Al Gore’s story about Etta Mason.
2. Blue Oyster Cult – need I say more?
1. The Sinatra Group, host Sting, 1-19-91. “Once more around, pal. Sounds like pops and buzzes from here.”
Honorable Mention: Bob Dole in “The Real World”; Chris Farley “Little Women”‘ Any Norm MacDonald joke re: O.J., Pauly Shore, or Marion Berry; Dana Carvey doing Charles Grodin (by far my favorite impersonation on the show).
Lot of good ones in here guys.
Kyle – I totally forgot about the Men’s Synchro. There are a lot of good one that I forgot, but that one would prob be in my list if I’d remembered it.
I actually thought a list of best SNL impresonations might be in order. I started thinking about that.
Did you guys find this to be extremely hard?
kyle i was expecting this one on your list: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95jexecution.phtml
with gerald “t-bone” TIbbons
As far as good hosts, the Conan Show was great with three skits very high quality, moleculo, the napster hearings, and gentleman jack and other good ones with taint, and the boston teens. Very few let downs in that one.
but time after time chritopher walken always does a solid show. He probably has to be the best recurring host. As for a long shot i like garth brooks, he made me and kyle’s list of top tens.
Kev, that t-bone tibbons sketch was on last night. Don’t ask me what I was doing up that late…
I agree completely. That Conan episode is about as solid as it gets. Besides that, solid hosts have been Walken, Alec Baldwin, Jamie Fox… Gwyneth Paltrow was surpisingly good too.
Sorry, gotta do top 20 (no particular order, all sketches in a series unless otherwise labeled)
1. Behind the Music: Blue Oyster Cult
2. Debbie Downer (Disney World)
3. Barry Gibb Talk Show
4. Family Dinner Arguments (Gwyneth Paltrow)
5. Club Traxx
6. Bloder Brothers
7. Veronica & Company (Mena Suvari)
8. MTV Spring Break (Cameron Diaz)
9. Lovahs
10. SportsCenter (Ray Romano)
11. The Culps
12. Schwetty Wiener
13. Terrence Maddox
14. Jeffrey’s
15. Inside the Actors Studio (Toby Maguire as Screech)
16. Fresha-pepper
17. Post Office Security (Julia Stiles)
18. SportsCentury (Conan O’Brien as James Corcoran)
19. Moleculo
20. Adele The Sleazy Office Flirt
(Even with 20, I have to leave off deserving stuff like Ferrell as the nonsensical doctor and the “Get off the shed!” guy)
Commercials: Oops I Crapped My Pants!, Gaystrogen, John-John Mackey
Weekend Updates: Bennett Brower; Tim Calhoun; Anything with Norm MacDonald and “irony”; Gary MacDonald; Much of the Jimmy and Tina years, especially, “Rapper Fifty Cents’ debut album, ‘Get Rich or Die Trying,’ sold almost 900,000 copies in four days, making it the highest selling first album ever. The lowest selling first album remains ‘Screech Gotsta Git Fonky’.”
I gotta cry no fair to Scott for including entire groups of skits. Oh, and for doing 20. But then again, he remembered the Barry Gibb talk show and I did not. Perhaps I’m just bitter because of that.
Dang, I forgot about T-Bone Tibbons and Gary McDonald. Bloder Brothers is solid, too.
As for hosts, Lucy Lawless was a pretty good show, as did Sean William Scott (Jeffrey’s, Jarrett’s Room and Patriotic Shorts). Of course, Conan; and Baldwin and Walkin will always be solid.
Scott, what about Mr. No Depth Perception? I think it was with Tom Hanks (at least one of them).
Whose your favorite impression, Bill? Did you ever see Dana Carvey do Charles Grodin? Norm MacDonald as Letterman is money also. Carvey as John McLaughlin.
And “Open Head Wound Harry”. Man, I just remembered that one.
Yeah, Carvey doing Grodin’s great. Really Carvey and Hammond are both machines. They’re amazing. Here’s a list of some I really enjoy, even if they aren’t necessarily good impressions:
Mike Meyers as Ron Wood
Tracey Morgan as Star Jones (Yes, I am a lawyer)
Lovitz doing David Crosby
Ferrel as Neil Diamond and Harry Caray
Norm doing Letterman, Burt Reynolds and Tarantino
Kattan as David Lee Roth (skibbity-bop)
Carvey doing Bush and Perot
And while it was a very silly skit, I thought Lucy Lawless doing the Stevie Nicks’ Fajita Round-Up was hilarious.
Another good one: Profiles in Sports, the High School Chess Coach, with Jim Belushi.
Yeah, I broke the rules. What are you gonna do, kick me out of band?
I think the idea behind no-depth perception is clever, but then it’s not sustained.
I probably should have included the one where Jamie Foxx says, “Sweet dreams, beotch.”
Does anyone have a way to get teh turckey and hi-c skit at all. with Danny Aiello, 2-10-96
scott you should use your connections at the dispatch to get this. i have a cool five bucks comin’ your way if you can get it done
Kevin, if you ask nicely, meaning with big-boy spelling and punctuation, I’ll poke around & see if I can find it.
That Chess skit is also significant in that it was the only time that Jim Belushi was ever funny.
i think rob lowe doing
stone phillips is one of the best impressions I just watche dsomething with stone on it and it reminded me.
That Rob Lowe SNL is pretty solid, with monday night football, the presidential debate with the infamous “strategery” quote.. and a few other funny things
So I put 2 and 2 together… The site’s gotten quite a few hits lately from searches for Cameron Diaz and the Barry Gibb Talk Show. I’m just now watching Saturday’s SNL & see that they did another Barry Gibb Talk Show sketch (and the host was miss Diaz). So there you go.
Now if I may… I loved the first BGTS, but this one sucked. Am I alone in this? It just seemed like a lame, forced attempt to recreate the success of the first skit. In short, it was like a bad movie sequel.
In related news, Cameron Diaz has a lot of skull.
Uhhhh, I’m going to have to go ahead and disagree with you here, Bill, OK. This BGTS was superior. Anytime you can use the line, “I once gave a kangaroo a heart attack just by looking him in the eyes”, you’ve got yourself some comedy gold. I thought both BGTS were pretty solid.
I guess I should say this, Timberlake was worse, but Fallon was right on.
I forgot to add on my list of favorite skits the Fallon morning DJ, can’t think of his name right off the top of my head.
Joey Mac (and the Morning Fuzz)…yeah, that’s solid, Kyle
Did you guys all see the SNL Best of Alec Baldwin this weekend? They’ve done a great job on these “best of” eps. Anyway, they had some skits on there that I hadn’t seen, like that one where he’s setting up his voicemail & every time he plays it back it sounds all gay. That was a good Bill Bradsky too. & was that the first Pete Schwetty? I’d seen it b/f, but it seems like that might’ve been the first one.
Quick question: how do you guys feel about the current cast? I think Fred Armisen is pretty solid. Of course Horatio is still my boy…
celebrity poker showdown
this was a skit kyle was trying to tell me about. if anyone has a tape of it that would be awesome
I saw that. Horatio made it, as always.
This is a great sketch, and I love the fact that the transcript states right off the bat, very matter-of-factly, “(In gay voice).”
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99rlowell.phtml
Christopher Lowell: Patrick, what do you have for us todayyy?
Patrick Clifford: Well, I took an old, dirty toilet seat that I found in the back of a Dairy Queen, turned it into a decorative centerpiece by hustling some macaroni along the border and sprinkling it with some glitter.
Christopher Lowell: (confused) Gorgeous…
To translate the transcript, I think “hustling” should be “hot-gluing.” Also, I wouldn’t say he’s “confused.” Awed or transfixed, maybe.
RIP Michael Vale, aka the time to make the doughnuts guy.
this is where i would link the skit with jon lovitz playing him, but the site is blocked here at work.
time to make the donuts
On this week’s SNL (w/ Kevin Spacey), Tina Fey’s Weekend Update response to studies that show “girls are less likely to pursue a career in math & science” was cash money.
Also, why do I tend to like the Falconer sketches? I think it’s the combination of beard & puppet falcon.
And one more thing… If this week’s ep didn’t prove my point that Andy Samberg’s an idiot, then I don’t know what will.
They replayed this ep. this week. Man, what a great show. Moleculo needs his props every now & then, so I felt the need to point out once again what a great sketch Moleculo: The Molecular Man is.
In honor of the Tom Hanks repeat they played this past weekend, here’s a very solid music video:
(VIDEO REMOVED)
The Yahoo! News link won’t last long, but:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060920/en_tv_eo/20054;_ylt=AirThp3pv3Ji0.dha_yEzUcEtbAF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDJjOXUyBHNlYwNtdm5ld3M-
The short version: Chris Parnell, Horatio Sanz and Finesse Mitchell are gone next season.
Finesse is terrible anyway. With Sanz, Parnell, Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch gone, they’re really gonna be hurtin this season… At least Hammond is still lurking about.
Alec Baldwin — historically one of the best hosts — is on SNL yet again this weekend. Hopefully it’ll be solid again. Can we have Pete Schweaty w/o the Delicious Dish?
I thought John Reilley did a good job a few weeks back. Especially as the swimming coach.
There’s just something about tiny, angry girls.
PS — I hate Andy What’s-his-name
Interesting, if it’s all true: People Banned From SNL
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/96/96qperspectives.phtml
in honor of jackie robinson
this to me was amazing
Did anyone see the Chris Farley at seaworld skit?? it was george clooney hosting in 95 SNL transcripts doesn;t have it right now. that was yet another classic chris farley doing what he does best.
Yeah, I remember it. I wouldn’t necessarily rank it up there with his better skits though…
no you’re wrong it was one of his better skits.
http://mrt300.ods.org/snl/view.php?jeopardy
don’t know if i’ve posted this before or not
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/#mea=2562
time to make the doughnuts
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/#mea=2537
fresh pepper
I was lookin for the Moleculo skit and all I found was this foreign version of it. The song is great.
Speaking of all the great skits from the Conan episode that will probably never be released on DVD for any reason (why has he only hosted once?), what are other classic sketches that we won’t get to officially own b/c NBC most likely won’t release them on a collection? From this ep. I say Moleculo, Napster Hearings, and Sports Century.
Another one I’d like to have is that Family DInner sketch wherein Gwyneth Paltrow says “beotch.” I don’t even think they show that one when they re-air the ep.
they are sellin gth ecomplete seasons, but season 25 may take a while to get to.
http://www.queerty.com/snl-does-gay-dumbledore-20071105/
Anyway saturday night when they did a skit about the harry ptter guy who is apparently gay.
i laughed pretty hard when he said, “i’d like you a lot more if you had a penis and balls.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be4VVAwtxsE&feature=related
this was from this weekends SNL, about the 2 minute mark when the cock the cats like they are guns, that makes me laugh. Seriously though this is kind of silly, but i find it humorous.
I really enjoyed the “googly-eyes gardener.” I suspect that sketch was written entirely around how funny it is to hear Walken say the word “googly.”
And where was The Continental?
List of Top 50 Comedy Sketches ever. Working through the list is worth it for the Synchronized Swimming sketch alone. But ‘Cowbell’ is way too low at #50!
Excellent link, Erin. Thanks. And yes, good for them for not only including the Synchronized Swimming sketch but for placing it so high on the list.
There are a lot here that I’m not familiar with, but I’ll pick at these here and there and watch the ones I haven’t seen.
But as far as I’m concerned, the highlight of the list is getting to see the original Four Yorkshire Men sketch. Very cool.
I would give anything to have this picture in an oval frame hanging in my stairwell.
My dad totally has that shirt.
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/snl-jeffreys-sean-hayes/2932825024
I wanted a Looney Tunes letterman jacket when I was young
Scott, you need to let me raid your dad’s closet so I can get some sort of joke photoshoot done. I could decorate my house with all sorts of period portraits (like 70s and 80s, not ye olde west, cattle rustlin shots).
I had a patient today at work that reminded me of this Chris Farley character….
I thought the first Palin sketch was pretty funny. The writing was good and a lot of the jokes were on. But Saturday’s Palin sketch seemed really forced. You can make fun of someone I like or am indifferent to and I’ll laugh if it’s witty, but if you make fun of a politician and it’s not remotely humorous it just comes off as a political agenda. So that could be the case but I’ll chalk this up to poor writing. I’m sure there’s more funny material on Palin to be had, but this wasn’t it. And I watched some of the rest of the show and none of the writing seemed to be on…
Also, I like Fred Armisen but I don’t think his Obama is even close to good. But speaking of Armisen, if anybody finds the Gigli sketch or if you find any Billy Smith, Native American comedian, link them here b/c I’d like to see them again.
Let me clarify that I don’t think that SNL shouldn’t parody Palin, I just think it should be funny. SNL was created for making fun of our politicians…
I agree, and I love a lot of the old stuff, back when everybody was fair game. It’s pretty clear, though, that everyone is nervous or afraid, or finds it against some secret pact, to make fun of Obama. Come on, this guy really has some skeletons, and has said some ridiculous stuff (57 states in America — I don’t think he meant it, but that’s at least worth of some sort of Dan Quayle “potatoe” joking).
I’m looking forward to the time when humor returns to being funny, when opening skits weren’t always political, and when comedians realized that you didn’t have to be mean to make people laugh.
There was a nice update joke a few weeks back:
“It’s official. For the next four years, it will be pronounced ‘noo-clee-ur.”
Did anyone watch it saturday night? Not sure how the andy samburg sketch made it on past the censors. I was kind of shocked by it. Although the immature part of me found it a little humorous. Here it is (not safe for workplace): http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/digital-short-j-in-my-pants/866262/
on a more wholesome note, this skit makes me laugh no matter how many times i watch it.
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/dateline/848688/
(i find myself talking like keith morrison when i talk to myself, mainly because i doubt to many other people would find it funny)
Kevin I actually thought this was pretty funny too. And it’s even more embarrassing for me to admit b/c it’s Andy Samberg and I also still hate the term “digital short.” But additionally, there are some pretty sweet oversized sunglasses in the video.
Peyton mannings skits
the united way which is one of the best skits
and the locker room motivation skit, which i didn;t find funny the fist time i watched it, but i love to watching will forte dance.
Also the quote “I just thought about going out there for the second half and a little bit of pee came out.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1-AJS1k4P0
I have watched this many times. I also find the Andy Samberg hilarious, but then again I’m mostly the immature part of myself.
Sure, the fat guy plays the tuba.
I don’t understand why they couldn’t have just dressed up the actual musicians and shown them playing with Doogie instead of having the cast members poorly pretend to play.
I like the idea though.
I’ll tell you what’s nice, scanning up this thread and seeing the following image where a linked video used to be:
I removed it above, BTW. Could’ve been worse, obviously. But this is why I save as many images locally as I can. Linked content can change drastically at any time, and then you’re left owning a site that just links to a bunch of porn. And not getting paid for it.
If, like me, you thought that this sounded a little like the theme from Quantum Leap, you’re right. They were both written by the same kat (Mike Post).
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/charades/1056457/
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-celebrity-blogger/1085169/
i think htis character is funny. maybe i said bitch pleeze about 1000 times after watching it, so i imagine i was kinda annoying…or hilarious
Apart from voicing a middle aged black woman on Sit Down, Shut Up, here is the only funny thing Keenan’s ever done: Jean K. Jean, French def comedy jam comedian. Zut alors!
Astronaut Jones
I dare you not to get the theme song stuck in your head…..
Chris Lowell has a show called “Work That Room“, which I found amusing for some reason. Maybe I first read it as “Work That Room, Girlfriend.”
I get this song stuck in my head all the time.
http://www.facebook.com/video/?oid=23183297400#/video/video.php?v=88476115028&oid=23183297400
Good call, I do too! And once it’s in there it just lingers… (and it’s not like you can explain it to other people if you start humming out loud…)
Especially when it’s the end bit about the dead cat. That is always the part I end up singing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK6qcvrF-4I&feature=related
Another Jean K. Jean segment from Weekend Update.
“You all know who I’m talkin about: Belgians.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtfJwxhP1X8
i love the song…favorite part is the part with the cell phone
I was extremely amused by the Porcelain Fountains bit too. (Yes, I know it’s really, really dumb.) I laughed. A lot.
Ladies Billiards on ESPN Classic with Pete Twinkle and Greg Stink, sponsored by Tampax.
From the Jamie Foxx episode
Female Employee: You just missed Jeffrey.
Chet: Oh.. I don’t think I know him..
Angry Black Employee: Oh, yes, you do. He’s about 5′11″, 190.
Chet: No.
Female Employee: He’s got that really great smile?
Chet: Uh.. I don’t know who you’re talking about..
Randall: He was just hired last month.
Chet: Oh! The black guy!
Angry Black Employee: [ twitching in anger ] Wow.. man, is that what he is to you – the black guy!
Chet: No, uh.. I just didn’t know who you were talking about..
Angry Black Employee: In other words, his skin is his only identity? So, skin is the only thing you see when you see him, huh? You just see “Jeffrey, the Black Guy”, not “Jeffrey, the Guy with the Great Smile”, or “Jeffrey, the Guy’s Who There For His Friend”, or “Jeffrey, the Guy Who Loves Movie Trivia”?
Chet: No. I didn’t say that..
Angry Black Employee: Or “Jeffrey, the Guy Who Speaks French – Bon Journee.” Or “Jeffrey, the Guy Who Took Care of My Son When He Was Sick.” To you, he’s just some Black Guy. You’ll never know “Jeffrey, the Guy Who Likes to Play Basketball”, or “Jeffrey, the Guy Who Likes to Runs Fast”.. or “Jeffrey, the Guy Who Really Loves Fried Chicken”, or “Jeffrey, the Guy Who’s Real Good at Dancing.” No! Or “Jeffrey, the Guy Who Used to Steal Cars.”
Randall: Or “Jeffrey, the Guy Who Calls People ‘Jive Turkeys’.”
Angry Black Employee: Or “Jeffrey, the Guy Who Has 15 Kids”, or “Jeffrey, the Guy Who Smokes Crack.” How about “Jeffrey, the Guy Who Used to Work as a Train Porter”, or “Jeffrey, the Guy Who Wants to Kidnap Some White Women”? Huh? Or “Jeffrey, the Guy Who Has a Large Penis”. No! You just think he’s “Jeffrey, the Black Guy.” You make me sick.
My favorite Weekend Update quotes
On Tuesday, the Alabama senate voted to make whiskey the official state spirit. This replaces Alabama’s old official state spirit: racism.
Rapper Fifty Cents’ debut album, “Get Rich or Die Trying,” sold almost 900,000 copies in four days, making it the highest selling first album ever. The lowest selling first album remains “Screech Gotsta Git Fonky”.
In Washington D.C., reporter Alan Etter was doing a story on violence at a local high school when he was attacked and severely beaten by a gang of students. The assailants say they have nothing against the reporter, they just love irony.
Meanwhile, Gingrich this week criticized Attorney General Janet Reno’s decision not to seek an independent counsel to investigate Democratic fund raising, even comparing her to notorious Watergate figure John Mitchell. Reno called the comparison ridiculous, saying, quote: “For one thing, John Mitchell did not have a mustache.”
Polaroid is warning customers not to listen to the part of the Outkast song “Hey Ya” that tells people to “shake it like a Polaroid picture”, because that could actually ruin the pictures. While, in a related story, Bacardi is warning shorties to be responsible and not sip Bacardi like it’s “dey birfday.”
Chazz Palminteri will star in more Vanilla Coke commercials, starting March 11th. It’s a smart move by Coke, because I think most Americans say to themselves, “I want to drink what Chazz Palminteri drinks.”
CBS announced that will not air moveon.org’s winning anti-Bush ad during the Super Bowl, saying that they don’t air so-called “issue ads.” Unless the issue is that girls are sluts for beer.
(Picture of John Paul II is shown) Earlier this week, gay marriage was officially condemned by an older single man wearing a cape.
Well, crime is down nearly twenty percent in New York City with only three hundred and eighty-four murders so far this year. Only three hundred and eighty-four? You know, if you ask me, that’s still three hundred and seven too many.
A professor at the University of Wisconsin says he’s found a way to take the bitterness out of cheddar cheese. Now, if he can only find a way to remove the arrogance from Wheat Thins.
Former President Bill Clinton has reportedly lost close to 20 pounds since the leaving the White House. The pounds were taken from him by British whores.
Good list, Scott. That first one (AL state spirit) is money.
Best SNL of the year this weekend, mainly because of Macgruber
“Jazz me over some of them fly shoelaces da-rell”
I liked the sketch where Andy Samberg is a terminally-ill boy…Nice “Thunder Dan” reference.
Yeah, I still don’t see how MacGruber can be stretched out for 90 min: MacGruber Trailer
Here’s another good Weekend Update quote:
According to a new survey by the Women’s Vote Project, women would be more likely to vote if they could send in ballots by mail or if polls were open longer. Also, more women would vote if you were permitted to bake your vote.
You should write a book called “Majerle and Me”
Unfortunately, good acting doesn’t equal good writing. I was hoping that with the remaining cast members and a host like Zach Galifianakis they would be able to put together a decent episode. Oh well.
I thought Zach’s monologue was very solid though, the piano bit particularly. I mostly know him from Tim and Eric (for instance, Terry Greene and of course the vodka movies). I plan on being the last person to see The Hangover soon though.
I thought the monologue was really good one of the best this century (not saying much)
as for th eshow, i like what up with that although it can get old fast i really hate the kissing family that needs to go away
and the last skit was probably my favorite when zach goofed his line that wsa the best skit regardless of that
Terrance Maddox: I know when I’m not wanted. But before I go I’ve got something to say to you people. You talk about ancient beauty and life forms, but if you asked me you wouldn’t know real beauty if it was outside in the parking lot waiting to give you hepatitis. Which it will be ten minutes from now. Good day to you.