Comments posted by Mary (total of 355)
Mary's comments in the Buzz is, Like, Totally All the Rage thread:
Posted By Mary on January 3, 2008 @ 3:10 pm
Read this comment in contextI’m tired of movies claiming that they are “based on a true story”. Every movie is technically based on a true story if it involves humans with any kind of drama. I remember feeling offended when my history teacher in my (christian) high school encouraged all of us to go see Titanic because it was “historically acurate” while at the same time told all of us not to go see Saving Private Ryan. The Titanic was definitely accurate to what has taken place in history, the boat sank and there was yada yada sex.
Posted By Mary on November 26, 2007 @ 6:17 pm
Read this comment in context“flustrated”
Posted By Mary on November 11, 2007 @ 2:55 pm
Read this comment in context“chipotle”
Posted By Mary on June 24, 2007 @ 6:15 pm
Read this comment in contextusage of the word “Copesetic” makes me want to hurt somebody
Posted By Mary on March 20, 2007 @ 11:59 pm
Read this comment in context“don’t work too hard”
“mary mary quite contrary”
“please use a butterfly needle”
“could you give me anesthesia before giving me that iv”
“fibromyalgia”
Mary's comments in the Don’t Quote Me Boy, I Ain’t Said Shiz-niggity thread:
Posted By Mary on March 13, 2011 @ 8:02 am
Read this comment in contextStar Wars School
The ONE quote they picked from the school’s website:“You guys are completely and utterly stupid,” a commentor named Sebastián wrote on the school’s website. “What are you thinking making a school for Jedis? Do you have something wrong with your heads?”
Posted By Mary on June 3, 2008 @ 11:07 pm
Read this comment in contextI’m not sure where to place this, but I think that one of the funniest 5 minutes in cinema history should be documented somewhere. Here’s my favorite clip from So I Married An Ax Murderer
“That head’s like sputnik. Spherical but quick, pointy in parts.”
Posted By Mary on April 26, 2008 @ 6:06 pm
Read this comment in contextToday, an african american woman was describing to me an event that took place in her “babyhood” . She said that she was just a baby when she fell off the “high bed” and onto a “skull can……we lived out in the country.” I broke out into a smile and actually had pain in my gut because I was holding the laughter in.
Posted By Mary on November 1, 2007 @ 1:41 am
Read this comment in contextI love Urban Dictionary. In fact I used it this evening after hearing this word while waiting in line for a free burrito at Chipotle. I wore a crafty tinfoil hat that bent with the wind.
Posted By Mary on October 31, 2007 @ 4:28 pm
Read this comment in contextcutty is ebonics, it is used as a verb to describe “the act of having sex,” most commonly with a “hood rat”. A “Hood-Rat”, before you ask, is an adjetive of th ebonics dialect used to describe a rather permiscuiouse female
Not sure if this is credible or not, just ignore that fact that he cain’t spell “adjetive”
Posted By Mary on August 11, 2007 @ 10:07 pm
Read this comment in contextOkay, time for some girly romantic quotes (sorry guys):
Tolstoy “War & Peace”
[spoken from Natasha to Pierre as he stumbles into their Warsaw mansion laying in ruins after the French retreated during Napolean's war in Russia] “You’re like this house. You suffer, you show your wound, but you stand.”
“The most difficult thing – but an essential one – is to love Life, to love it even while one suffers, because Life is all. Life is God, and to love Life means to love God.”Charlotte Bronte “Jane Eyre”
[Mr. Rochester to Jane] “I sometimes have this queer feeling with regard to you – especially when you are near me, as now: it is as if I had a string somewhere under my left ribs, tightly and inextricably knotted to a smiliar string situated in the corresponding quarter of your little frame. And if that boisterous channel, and two hundred miles or so of land come broad between us, I am afraid that cord of communion will be snapt; and then I’ve a nervous notion I should take to bleeding inwardly. As for you, – you’d forget me.”Jane Austen “Emma”
[Mr. Knightly to Emma] “I cannot make speeches Emma:’ – he soon resumed; and in a tone of such sincere, decided, intelligible tenderness as was tolerably convincing. – ‘If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more. But you know what I am. You hear nothing but truth from me. I have blamed you, and lectured you, and you have borne it as no other woman in England would have bourne it. Bear with the truths I would tell you now, dearest Emma, as well as you have borne with them. The manner, perhaps, may have little to recommend them. God knows, I have been a very indifferent lover. But you understand me. Yes, you see, you understand my feelings – and will return them if you can.”I had to post these somewhere. I can’t help but fall in love with all of the artsy language from the classical novels. Am I the only one who reads these? I would guess not. I bet there are a few die hard readers out there.
Posted By Mary on December 23, 2006 @ 5:41 pm
Read this comment in contextAnd yes, I have a bombdiggity jive accent if anyone is wondering…
Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: ‘S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE! Jackin’ me up… tight me!
Randy: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say ‘e can’t HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he’s in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I’ll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus’ hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da’ rebound on da’ med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don’ want no help, chump don’t GET da’ help!
First Jive Dude: Say ‘e can’t hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
Mary's comments in the Act Like You Like It! thread:
Posted By Mary on March 18, 2008 @ 3:59 am
Read this comment in contextoops, I tried to b-quote the line that Chris stated about female actresses.
Posted By Mary on March 18, 2008 @ 3:57 am
Read this comment in contextThis is so typical:
FYI – the upcoming best actress thread will be hard for me to not just make it a sort of “hottest chick” list b/c there just aren’t that many actresses that I really respect for their craft (or even roles).
Yeah, the favorite actresses is going to be tough to do without making it the “hottest chick” list.
Also, I mock some of your guys’ choices for best male actors including:
John Cusack
Robin Williams
Randy Quaid
Donald Sutherland
Will FerralAll of those guys irritate me.
I would have to agree with these choices stated above:
James Stewart
Bill Murray
Christopher Walken
Paul Newman
Humphry Bogart
Michael Caine
Harrison Ford (I had a crush on Han Solo growing up)
Sidney Portier
Colin Firth
Gregory Peck
Sean Connery
Owen Wilson
Bob Hope
Cary Grant
James Garner
Charlton Heston
Viggo Mortensen
John Wayne
AND last but definitely not least:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Mary's comments in the Current Obsessions thread:
Posted By Mary on April 9, 2010 @ 10:58 am
Read this comment in contextMaybe not exactly curret obsession but within the past 3 years…
When I was in El Paso on a trip I had the privilage of seeing this choir perform on their way home from doing a tour/competition in Europe. They stayed at the church I was staying at. The choir is called Coro Wikaraame and placed 2nd or 3rd (i can’t remember) at a European Jazz festival that year. Ironically enough, it is a Mexican choir singing jazz. I LOVED it. Here are a few songs they did.
Satin Doll
Mack the Knife
Moon River
Posted By Mary on April 8, 2009 @ 10:50 pm
Read this comment in contextI couldn’t get past David Schwimmer playing a drill sgt in the first 3 episodes. I couldn’t take the rest of the series seriosly. Maybe I should try to watch it after he’s gone.
Posted By Mary on March 31, 2008 @ 9:05 pm
Read this comment in contextI am addicted to Crystal Light On The Go packets. The best one is Energy Wild Strawberry which gives me a little buzz every time I have some. It contains 120mg of caffeine while a Red Bull only has 80mg. Anyone who does not have a current heart condition should try this stuff.
Posted By Mary on November 7, 2007 @ 10:15 pm
Read this comment in context
Posted By Mary on November 1, 2007 @ 1:23 am
Read this comment in contextBen Folds – Songs for Silverman. Honerable mention given to Give Judy My Notice, Gracie, and Jesusland.
Mary's comments in the The Office Space thread:
Posted By Mary on November 3, 2008 @ 9:11 pm
Read this comment in contextSome people happen to like the relationshippy stuff…
Posted By Mary on May 30, 2008 @ 9:18 pm
Read this comment in contextIt’s funny cause it’s racist
Mary's comments in the Best (or Worst) Commericials thread:
Posted By Mary on May 18, 2011 @ 9:43 pm
Read this comment in context
Posted By Mary on November 28, 2010 @ 10:29 pm
Read this comment in contextA few stupid commercials with “famous” people
Posted By Mary on June 25, 2010 @ 9:21 pm
Read this comment in contextThese huggies jean diapers are so awful. This commercial is the only thing worse than the actual product. I thought the line at the very end of it was interesting, as well as when the italian guy says “I poo in the blue”.
Posted By Mary on December 18, 2009 @ 8:39 pm
Read this comment in contextI have always like Kate Winslet so I thought this commercial was kinda cute.
Posted By Mary on September 9, 2009 @ 12:41 pm
Read this comment in contextMy favorite part is when the little auctioneer raises his eyebrows and says “sold to the lady with the pony!’
Posted By Mary on June 23, 2009 @ 10:57 pm
Read this comment in contextI can’t help it but I love the Ally Bank commercials. There are a bunch out there with some pretty cute little kids. I laugh outloud at this one pretty often. I wish this kid were my nephew or something. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKdIKP1arF0
Posted By Mary on September 25, 2008 @ 12:05 am
Read this comment in contextOh my gosh! I saw that commercial for the first time the other day, laughed hysterically and then thought of this thread. I was just too lazy to do a search for it…..So thanks.
Posted By Mary on May 8, 2008 @ 10:11 pm
Read this comment in contextthis is for you Scott, and all others who made fun of my Little Richard impersonation…
Displaying 301 to 330 of 355 commentsPosted By Mary on March 20, 2008 @ 10:57 am
Read this comment in contextI love the Quaker Oats commercial where the Quaker Oats statue is at a sort of kids summer camp and involved in their games. My favorite part is when a little girl shoots her hand up to volunteer them as a team. It cracks me up every time.
Go to Users page