Comments posted by Scott P (total of 633)
Scott P's comments in the The Year In Pictures 2009-2010 thread:
Posted By Scott P on March 4, 2011 @ 10:16 pm
Read this comment in contextwhat’s the cat found thing from?
Scott P's comments in the Trivial Bits thread:
Posted By Scott P on May 25, 2012 @ 1:20 pm
Read this comment in contextA good team name (esp. at a bar) would be
Nachos Rifles Alcohol
Posted By Scott P on December 12, 2011 @ 1:46 am
Read this comment in contextMargarine Hat would be a good team name. This is such a solid sequence:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW81ab51uWI
Posted By Scott P on November 13, 2011 @ 2:50 am
Read this comment in contextcrotch pheasant
Posted By Scott P on November 7, 2011 @ 1:06 am
Read this comment in contextThis racehorse name struck me as funny the other night:
Diamond in the Funk
In the same vein, I also like the Marty Culp quote:
The United States of Amerifunk
Posted By Scott P on May 5, 2011 @ 12:11 pm
Read this comment in contexthttp://www.tvrage.com/person/id-9248/Fred+Stoller
If that’s still on your DVR, I want to see it.
Posted By Scott P on March 4, 2011 @ 10:32 pm
Read this comment in contextHe has a better/different sense of humor than I might has guessed
This got me looking at a Jeopardy message board about funniest moments on the show. I found this to be funny:
I think you’d have to go a long way to top the remark by the woman from Houston (?) who said she loved snow and wanted it on her wedding day, got none, but “got eight inches on my honeymoon.”
Posted By Scott P on February 27, 2011 @ 6:25 pm
Read this comment in contextAlso, for this question:
A Goya stolen (but recovered) in 2006 belonged to a museum in this city (Ohio, not Spain)
One of the possible answers was Newark. Not sure how in the world you compute “museum+Ohio city=Newark”.
Posted By Scott P on February 19, 2011 @ 9:43 pm
Read this comment in contextThe man vs. computer matches were kind of interesting. But they also felt like one big commercial for IBM. The best part was mocking Watson for its off-the-wall answers. Like, on a Final Jeopardy, the category was U.S. Cites, and it answered “Toronto”. And for this question, “Stylish elegance, or students who all graduated in the same year”, one of its possible answers was “Vera Wang”.
Posted By Scott P on November 4, 2010 @ 9:07 am
Read this comment in contextAlso, birthstones, zodiac signs.
I’ve had “I got the poo on me” going through my head all week. That needs to be our team name on Monday.
Posted By Scott P on October 29, 2010 @ 8:10 pm
Read this comment in contextSomeone needs to bite the bullet and memorize this page.
I’ll call Jerry Lucas.
Posted By Scott P on May 22, 2010 @ 8:44 pm
Read this comment in contextSt. Charles won this year’s In The Know competition. Which is good, because those kids needed something to go right for them for once.
Posted By Scott P on March 6, 2010 @ 12:44 pm
Read this comment in contextKyle got me interested in sporcle.com. It’s a quiz website where you can submit your own quizzes. Here are the ones I’ve done:
http://www.sporcle.com/games/scottpairan/presidentialburialplaces
http://www.sporcle.com/games/scottpairan/sportsteamsrealhomes
http://www.sporcle.com/games/scottpairan/npsunit
Posted By Scott P on January 18, 2009 @ 10:45 pm
Read this comment in contextFor all you Jeopardy! fans, give it a try. It’s very fun and challenging.
http://www.jeopardy.com/onlinetests/national2009/index.php
Posted By Scott P on August 1, 2007 @ 9:27 pm
Read this comment in contextSince I am a total Jeopardy nerd, I’ll point out a few links of note from Bill’s post:
http://www.j-archive.com/showgame.php?game_id=779
Iddoshe was one of Tom’s kidshttp://www.j-archive.com/showplayer.php?player_id=2363
Jill is hands-down the best looker ever to appear on the showhttp://www.j-archive.com/showplayer.php?player_id=3954
Roxanne apparently went to good ole MHS
Posted By Scott P on November 19, 2006 @ 4:20 pm
Read this comment in contextI’m fairly certain that whilst watching Celebrity Jeopardy the other day, one of the celebrities said that his charity was a private school that his child attends. I thought that was horrible. Also, it seemed as if there was a rule that on each episode, one of the celebrities had to be a flamboyant homosexual who was always making remarks after each question and slowing down the game.
Scott P's comments in the I’m Old thread:
Posted By Scott P on April 27, 2010 @ 9:34 pm
Read this comment in contextRobin Williams remembers Burger Chef
Scott P's comments in the Scanning Frequencies for Signs of the Pork Chop Express thread:
Posted By Scott P on February 6, 2010 @ 4:31 pm
Read this comment in contextRacist Trucker quote of the day:
Turn that [rap music] off. It makes me wanna go climb a tree and swing from the branches.Just because Vanilla Ice swings from trees doesn’t mean all Caucasians do.
Scott P's comments in the Thirty Rockefeller Plaza, the TV Show thread:
Posted By Scott P on December 25, 2011 @ 6:04 pm
Read this comment in contextKenneth: Well you just enjoy your coffee, sir, while I tell you funny story about my friend’s cat. His name is Mr. Wiggles. And his cat’s name is Benson.
Posted By Scott P on October 30, 2011 @ 4:42 pm
Read this comment in contextPete: No, actually, I’m just a producer on Tracy’s show.
Member of Tracy’s harem: You’re a producer?
Pete: Yeah.
Member of Tracy’s harem: I’m an actress.
Pete: Oh yeah?
Member of Tracy’s harem: Have you ever seen the movie “Secret Touchings”? I was a scientist in that.
Posted By Scott P on April 22, 2011 @ 1:55 pm
Read this comment in contextTracy: “That’s crazy! A man named Elia. That’s a giraffe’s name.”
Posted By Scott P on April 16, 2011 @ 4:20 pm
Read this comment in contextLiz: Tracy only contacts Kenneth on special occasions, like Bastille Day.
Jack: I’m going to go ahead and assume that Bastille is a stripper.
Liz: As well you should.
Posted By Scott P on March 20, 2011 @ 5:22 pm
Read this comment in contextMan, I thought “Queen of Jordan” was solid. Nice send-up of reality tv. Nice Amy Grant reference. This was classic:
http://www.30rocknerds.com/2011/03/most-requested-clip-of-decade-angie.html
Posted By Scott P on May 30, 2010 @ 9:24 pm
Read this comment in contextBill didn’t notice Horatio’s guest role because he’s gotten so skinny
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3865217024/nm0764445
Posted By Scott P on February 20, 2010 @ 11:11 am
Read this comment in contextThis is a nice nerdy sequence.
Liz: Work is awful. Everyone’s snippy and tense.
Jack: Well the lack of sun makes people depressed. It’s called “seasonal affective disorder.”
Liz: Oh, is that where the word “sad” comes from?
Jack: What? You think “sad” is an acronym invented by psychologists?
Liz: I’ve been stuck inside playing online Boggle. It’s messing with my head! STAR. RATS. ARTS. TARS.
Posted By Scott P on June 13, 2009 @ 5:34 pm
Read this comment in context“They do that a lot in movies! An Affair to Remember. Sleepless in Seattle. And that remake of An Affair to Remember that I was in… A Blaffair to Rememblack.” — Tracy Jordan
Posted By Scott P on March 17, 2009 @ 9:02 pm
Read this comment in contextMore 30 Rock gold (not to be confused with More ABBA Gold):
“Christmas was always a very busy time at the store. Throw in a late Hanukkah and the fact that I work in a Kwanzaa neighborhood, and it all made for a very stressful day.”
“Christine was late, as well as Harry S. They said it was a problem with the subways, but I suspect they were doing sex with each other.”
Posted By Scott P on February 13, 2009 @ 3:59 pm
Read this comment in contextAnother great 30 Rock this week:
Nice guest spot by Tammi Littlenut http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0857215/
Jenna as Michael McDonald
black, white, and clear truffles
Posted By Scott P on November 11, 2008 @ 7:28 pm
Read this comment in contextHere was a great moment from 30 Rock last week:
It turns out that NBC added a bunch of fake sports (beer pong, jazzercise, women’s soccer) to the Olympics and had Americans win them in order to boost ratings. So when Kenneth finds out that his hero Tyler Brody, tetherball silver medalist, is a fraud, it breaks his heart. He looks at his autograph book and says, “‘Believe in the stars’…it’s like that doesn’t even mean anything anymore.”
Displaying 1 to 30 of 633 commentsPosted By Scott P on January 24, 2007 @ 8:40 pm
Read this comment in contextI never weighed in on 30 Rock. I am quite enjoyed with it. Nice casting with Parnell as Dr. Spaceman.
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